The team will always regret showing Steve and Bucky Toy Story. Now, any time the team asks for a hand, Bucky’s metal arm lands at their feet and Steve falls on the floor laughing so hard.
Frankenstein enters into a body building competition and finds he has seriously misunderstood the objective
Anonymous asked: Kristanna Beauty and the Beast AU!
1) Give me a pairing.
2) Give me an AU setting.
3) I will write you a (probably more than) three-sentence fic.
Anna ran over to Kristoff, her heart racing. He still lay slumped on the ground, the blood from his knife wound flowing onto the rain-soaked cobblestone. “No, no, no, no, no!” She pleaded, kneeling beside him and cupping his cheeks. “Kristoff? Can you hear me?”
He grunted and wheezed, just barely managing to look her in the eye. “Anna?” He whispered, reaching out to touch her. He looked weak, but his eyes were bright, shining at the sight of her. “You came back…”
Anna smiled and stroked his face. “Of course I did! Are you going to be okay? You need to be! I need you!”
He smiled weakly, seeming almost amused by her endearment. “Don’t worry about m-me,” he said, his voice cracking on the last note.
Anna opened her mouth to stop him, to tell him that of course she had to worry about him, after all there was blood everywhere, and he was hurt, and Hans had stabbed him, and it was all her fault, and most of all that she-
…But it was too late. With one last stroke of her cheek, his eyes rolled into the back of his head, his breathing stopped, and he fell back against the ground with one last loud, resounding thud.
The world seemed to stop, go black, explode and freeze all at once. Anna gripped onto the front of his ripped-up shirt, fighting back the sob that was twisting her face apart. The rain poured down, mixing in with her tears and drowning out the sounds of her pain. She hunched over his lifeless body, shaking violently. “N-no, please no!” She whispered, her voice heavy with grief. “P-please!”
"I love you."
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